You need a project car. Summer is just about here, and how are you going to spend it? At the beach, with your friends, drinking a crisp refreshing beer as the sun descends into the waves? Hell no. You need to be in the garage, hunched over some broken Volkswagen every sweltering summer evening.

This broken Volkswagen, specifically. It’s a GTI with, according to the seller, approximately nothing mechanically intact. The fuel pressure is bad, the fuel itself is leaking, it can’t hit redline, the clutch won’t let the transmission go into gear, and the exhaust is rusted through. Also, it’s lowered, but only in front. Have fun!