I’m not completely sure we really needed to mark May 4 as Star Wars Day each year–we talk and argue about this franchise year round as it is. But I guess it’s nice that for one day a year we invite everybody on Earth to get involved in our toxic and never-ending debates about which parts of the Star Wars franchise are actually great, and which parts oughtta be cast out into the Dune Sea.

What’s cool about Star Wars is that it’s incredibly expansive–there are so many different vibes to discover across the franchise, and so there are a lot of differing opinions. For example: the prequels were generally hated for a long time, but now the kids who were raised on those flicks have grown up championing them, giving us all sorts of new topics to argue about.

Anyway, for this May the 4th, we’ve ranked nearly every Star Wars movie and TV show that’s ever existed, from the ones you know (like the three movie trilogies) to ones you’ve forgotten ever happened (like the Ewoks and Droids cartoons from the 1980s). Except the Lego Star Wars specials. You’re on your own with those.

You’re gonna wanna strap in, because this journey is not going to be a short one.